{"id":156,"date":"2005-12-02T13:54:46","date_gmt":"2005-12-02T21:54:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rustinjessen.com\/2005\/12\/02\/to-the-jack-off-who-stole-our-bikes\/"},"modified":"2005-12-02T13:54:46","modified_gmt":"2005-12-02T21:54:46","slug":"to-the-jack-off-who-stole-our-bikes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/rustinjessen.com\/old\/blog\/to-the-jack-off-who-stole-our-bikes\/","title":{"rendered":"To the jack off who stole our bikes,"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well&#8230;  what&#8217;s the story here.  Are you really dumb, or just a jerk?  First you make off with my girlfriend&#8217;s bike that was being stored on my patio.  Then you waited a week or so, and stole the other bike that just happened to be on the same patio.<\/p>\n<p>If you needed two bikes, why didn&#8217;t you just take them both at once?  Better yet, if you needed two bikes why didn&#8217;t you just go to Wal-Mart and buy them&#8230;   thats what I did.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well&#8230; what&#8217;s the story here. Are you really dumb, or just a jerk? First you make off with my girlfriend&#8217;s bike that was being stored on my patio. Then you waited a week or so, and stole the other bike that just happened to be on the same patio. If you needed two bikes, why &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/rustinjessen.com\/old\/blog\/to-the-jack-off-who-stole-our-bikes\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">To the jack off who stole our bikes,<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-156","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/rustinjessen.com\/old\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/rustinjessen.com\/old\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/rustinjessen.com\/old\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rustinjessen.com\/old\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rustinjessen.com\/old\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=156"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/rustinjessen.com\/old\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/rustinjessen.com\/old\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rustinjessen.com\/old\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rustinjessen.com\/old\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}