{"id":19,"date":"2004-08-20T22:38:24","date_gmt":"2004-08-21T05:38:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rustinjessen.com\/blog\/?p=21"},"modified":"2004-08-20T22:38:24","modified_gmt":"2004-08-21T05:38:24","slug":"how-to-screw-in-a-light-bulb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/rustinjessen.com\/old\/blog\/how-to-screw-in-a-light-bulb\/","title":{"rendered":"How to screw in a light bulb"},"content":{"rendered":"

step one:<\/strong><\/p>\n

In a room, gather up one of each of the following:
\na blonde, a brunette, a redhead, a man, a woman, an american, a german, an englishman, a pollok, a spaniard, an italian, a dutchman, a scotsman, an irish person, a russian, an asian, an indian, an arab, an australian, a new zealander, an african, an austrian, a nicaraguan, a mexican, a canadian, a homosexual, a heterosexual, a lesbian, a jewish person, a methodist, a jehova’s witness, a lutheran, a catholic, a muslim, an east coaster, a west coaster, a minnesotan, a bishop, the pope, a baby, a high school student, a middle school student, a college student, a drunk, a stoner, a crackhead, an actor, a director, a producer, a pornographer, a prostitute, a publicist, a secretary, a millionaire, a stock analyst, a mentally retarded person, a guitarist, a bassist, a drummer, a keyboardist, a saxophonist, a cellist, a violinist, a conductor, a composer, an artist, a novelist, a computer nerd, a geek, a role play gamer, a trekkie, a star wars fan, a deadhead, a super hero, a californian, a surfer, a black person, a white person, a software programmer, a network admin, a tech support representative, a photographer, a landscaper, an architect, a door to door salesman, a construction worker, a terrorist, a politician, a snake oil salesman, and a donkey.<\/p>\n

step two:<\/strong><\/p>\n

ah hell…<\/p>\n

i forgot how the rest goes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

step one: In a room, gather up one of each of the following: a blonde, a brunette, a redhead, a man, a woman, an american, a german, an englishman, a pollok, a spaniard, an italian, a dutchman, a scotsman, an irish person, a russian, an asian, an indian, an arab, an australian, a new zealander, … Continue reading How to screw in a light bulb<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/rustinjessen.com\/old\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/rustinjessen.com\/old\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/rustinjessen.com\/old\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rustinjessen.com\/old\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rustinjessen.com\/old\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/rustinjessen.com\/old\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/rustinjessen.com\/old\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rustinjessen.com\/old\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rustinjessen.com\/old\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}