{"id":1011,"date":"2010-10-18T21:18:08","date_gmt":"2010-10-19T04:18:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rustinjessen.com\/?p=1011"},"modified":"2010-10-18T21:18:08","modified_gmt":"2010-10-19T04:18:08","slug":"you-were-asleep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/rustinjessen.com\/wordpress\/you-were-asleep\/","title":{"rendered":"You were asleep"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"conversation\">\n<li class=\"even\"><strong>Me:<\/strong> Nanna, why did you poop downstairs?<\/li>\n<li class=\"odd\"><strong>Nanna:<\/strong> &#8230;<\/li>\n<li class=\"even\"><strong>Me:<\/strong> Nanna?<\/li>\n<li class=\"odd\"><strong>Nanna:<\/strong> &#8230;<\/li>\n<li class=\"even\"><strong>Me:<\/strong> Nanna!!<\/li>\n<li class=\"odd\"><strong>Nanna:<\/strong> What?<\/li>\n<li class=\"even\"><strong>Me:<\/strong> Why did you poop downstairs last night.<\/li>\n<li class=\"odd\"><strong>Nanna:<\/strong> My stomach was upset and you were asleep.<\/li>\n<li class=\"even\"><strong>Me:<\/strong> You could have woken me up if it was an emergency.<\/li>\n<li class=\"odd\"><strong>Nanna:<\/strong> I didn&#8217;t want to wake you. You were already having a hard night with Gavin wailing so much.  I tried to hold it&#8230; but just couldn&#8217;t.<\/li>\n<li class=\"even\"><strong>Me:<\/strong> Well, I appreciate that, but I would have preferred you waking me up to cleaning up your poop from the carpet.<\/li>\n<li class=\"odd\"><strong>Nanna:<\/strong> I&#8217;m sorry.<\/li>\n<li class=\"even\"><strong>Me:<\/strong> I know.  Just wake me up next time, ok?<\/li>\n<li class=\"odd\"><strong>Nanna:<\/strong> Ok.<\/li>\n<li class=\"even\"><strong>Me:<\/strong> &#8230;<\/li>\n<li class=\"odd\"><strong>Nanna:<\/strong> Are there any bones left from the steaks on Sunday?<\/li>\n<li class=\"even\"><strong>Me:<\/strong> Do you think that&#8217;s what gave you the runs?<\/li>\n<li class=\"odd\"><strong>Nanna:<\/strong> Maybe.<\/li>\n<li class=\"even\"><strong>Me:<\/strong> No.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: Nanna, why did you poop downstairs? Nanna: &#8230; Me: Nanna? Nanna: &#8230; Me: Nanna!! Nanna: What? Me: Why did you poop downstairs last night. Nanna: My stomach was upset and you were asleep. Me: You could have woken me up if it was an emergency. Nanna: I didn&#8217;t want to wake you. You were [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[83,52],"class_list":["post-1011","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-asides","tag-dog","tag-life","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/rustinjessen.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1011","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/rustinjessen.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/rustinjessen.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rustinjessen.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rustinjessen.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1011"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/rustinjessen.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1011\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1017,"href":"http:\/\/rustinjessen.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1011\/revisions\/1017"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/rustinjessen.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1011"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rustinjessen.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1011"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rustinjessen.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1011"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}