You were asleep

Me: Nanna, why did you poop downstairs?
Nanna: …
Me: Nanna?
Nanna: …
Me: Nanna!!
Nanna: What?
Me: Why did you poop downstairs last night.
Nanna: My stomach was upset and you were asleep.
Me: You could have woken me up if it was an emergency.
Nanna: I didn’t want to wake you. You were already having a hard night with Gavin wailing so much. I tried to hold it… but just couldn’t.
Me: Well, I appreciate that, but I would have preferred you waking me up to cleaning up your poop from the carpet.
Nanna: I’m sorry.
Me: I know. Just wake me up next time, ok?
Nanna: Ok.
Me: …
Nanna: Are there any bones left from the steaks on Sunday?
Me: Do you think that’s what gave you the runs?
Nanna: Maybe.
Me: No.

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