step one:

In a room, gather up one of each of the following:
a blonde, a brunette, a redhead, a man, a woman, an american, a german, an englishman, a pollok, a spaniard, an italian, a dutchman, a scotsman, an irish person, a russian, an asian, an indian, an arab, an australian, a new zealander, an african, an austrian, a nicaraguan, a mexican, a canadian, a homosexual, a heterosexual, a lesbian, a jewish person, a methodist, a jehova’s witness, a lutheran, a catholic, a muslim, an east coaster, a west coaster, a minnesotan, a bishop, the pope, a baby, a high school student, a middle school student, a college student, a drunk, a stoner, a crackhead, an actor, a director, a producer, a pornographer, a prostitute, a publicist, a secretary, a millionaire, a stock analyst, a mentally retarded person, a guitarist, a bassist, a drummer, a keyboardist, a saxophonist, a cellist, a violinist, a conductor, a composer, an artist, a novelist, a computer nerd, a geek, a role play gamer, a trekkie, a star wars fan, a deadhead, a super hero, a californian, a surfer, a black person, a white person, a software programmer, a network admin, a tech support representative, a photographer, a landscaper, an architect, a door to door salesman, a construction worker, a terrorist, a politician, a snake oil salesman, and a donkey.

step two:

ah hell…

i forgot how the rest goes.